Look, I know how that sounds. The Brady Bunch has been off the air for decades, and the kids were known for their wholesome, family friendly songs. But there’s some straight weird shit on this album, and the world needs to know. We’ve all been living a lie, thinking they were so sweet! The Brady family … Continue reading
Last year I tried doing some Poetry in Motion pictures, where I layered lines from my poetry along with evocative background images. Now that my graphic design skills have improved, I thought I would try an updated version. I hope you enjoy! Click here for the full poem. Click here for the full poem.
Well, you can’t have a dream And cut it to fit but when I saw you I knew we’d go together Like a wink and a smile -A Wink and A Smile, Harry Connick Jr
And the seasons they go round and round And the painted ponies go up and down We’re captive on the carousel of time We can’t return, we can only look behind From where we came And go round and round and round In the circle game – “The Circle Game”, Joni Mitchell
(Please imagine the title of this post being said in Barney’s weird high-pitched voice from the episode “Spoiler Alert”) It didn’t even occur to me to attempt to draw a mall when this seemed like such an easy clue! And, to their credit, “M-A-L-L” was being filled in before I even got to writing Robin … Continue reading
As if turning 30 this November isn’t bad enough, AARP is apparently ready to indoctrinate me as an official old person a full two decades ahead of schedule: First they suggest that I’m officially an old lady, and then they add insult to injury by mentioning a FREE INSULATED TRAVEL BAG that I’m not actually … Continue reading
I’ve noticed a somewhat disturbing trend in pop culture recently, wherein people suggest using two condoms at once (“double bagging”) for double the condom efficacy. Except that actually equals less protection, not more. Edited to add: Molly: Are you gonna be double bagging your junk on our honeymoon? Mike & Molly, season 2 episode 18 “Peggy … Continue reading
“We are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!” I see this whenever I walk down the street to Starbucks, and I always get this song stuck in my head afterwards. So now it can be stuck in your head, too!
-“Unchained Melody”, The Righteous Brothers
2 AM and I’m still awake writing this song If I get it all down on paper It’s no longer inside of me Threatening the life it belongs to. And I feel like I’m naked in front of a crowd Cause these words are my diary Screamin’ out loud And I know that you’ll use … Continue reading
