Look, I know how that sounds. The Brady Bunch has been off the air for decades, and the kids were known for their wholesome, family friendly songs. But there’s some straight weird shit on this album, and the world needs … Continue reading The Brady Bunch Album is FIRE
Last year I tried doing some Poetry in Motion pictures, where I layered lines from my poetry along with evocative background images. Now that my graphic design skills have improved, I thought I would try an updated version. I hope … Continue reading Poetry In Motion, Take Two
Well, you can’t have a dream And cut it to fit but when I saw you I knew we’d go together Like a wink and a smile -A Wink and A Smile, Harry Connick Jr Continue reading A Wink and A Smile
And the seasons they go round and round And the painted ponies go up and down We’re captive on the carousel of time We can’t return, we can only look behind From where we came And go round and round … Continue reading The Circle Game
As if turning 30 this November isn’t bad enough, AARP is apparently ready to indoctrinate me as an official old person a full two decades ahead of schedule: First they suggest that I’m officially an old lady, and then they … Continue reading AARP Is Showing More Signs Of Dementia Than Usual
I’ve noticed a somewhat disturbing trend in pop culture recently, wherein people suggest using two condoms at once (“double bagging”) for double the condom efficacy. Except that actually equals less protection, not more. Edited to add: Molly: Are you gonna … Continue reading Please Take Note: 2 Condoms = LESS PROTECTION (V. Imp!)
-“Unchained Melody”, The Righteous Brothers Continue reading Time Goes By So Slowly
We’re clearly soldiers in petticoats And dauntless crusaders for woman’s votes Though we adore men individually We agree that as a group they’re rather stupid! Cast off the shackles of yesterday! Shoulder to shoulder into the fray! Our daughters’ daughters … Continue reading Our Daughters’ Daughters Will Adore Us
Monday’s How I Met Your Mother had drunken Ted singing “We built chip city…we built chip city on all your dough!” Then, Thursday’s New Girl gave us Schmidt’s rendition”We built this Schmidty…we built this Schmidty on Tootsie Rolls!”(based on Schmidt’s … Continue reading “We Built This City” Randomly Trends On Sitcoms This Week
Our love is volatile, chemical, anything but typical. I want you badly, I love you…madly. –Mad Love TV show theme song Continue reading I Love You Madly