As it explodes behind you like a John Woo movie! This is the reason I tell my friends not to look back. You have to walk away from the past in slow motion as it explodes behind you like a … Continue reading You Have To Walk Away From The Past In Slow Motion
I created a mini meme inspired by this quote – and this actor (Noah Mills, swoon!) – from 2 Broke Girls, and then it ended up on Tumblr and Pinterest, and today it made the print issue of Glamour magazine! … Continue reading They Put Smart Girls In Glamour :)
Obviously it’s true, because Late Night with Jimmy Fallon has featured not one, not two, but THREE of my father/daughter tweets on their site. This clearly demonstrates how my dad and I are three times as awesome as most other … Continue reading Best Father Ever? Oh Yeah #ThatsMyDad
Oh Jimmy. Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. Someday you will speak my name (well, my Twitter handle at least) on your show! In the meantime I am more than pleased to be on the featured tweets page again. Because I am awesome like … Continue reading #WorstFamilyTrip: Not The One I Just Got Home From :)
Hooray! I’m still hoping to hear Jimmy Fallon say “this next tweet is from @corinacorina“, but in the meantime I am ridiculously pleased with myself for making the featured tweets list. I already had one hashtag (“My Caption Skills Have … Continue reading #MySuperPower: Awesome at Tweets, Hashtags, & Captions
That’s me! (I’m actually corinacorina, but “orinacorina” has a nice, birdlike ring to it) Also, I’m still pretty disturbed by wtf is going on here. I hope it is photoshopped or at least staged and that pregnant girl isn’t about … Continue reading Mine Caption Talents Hath Soared To New Heights
I have now been a DListed.com caption contest runner-up 3 times, and a winner 1 time. Plus there’s that tweet that made it onto Jimmy Fallon’s website. I think that serves as more than enough proof of my cleverness, no? Continue reading I’ave Caption Skills, Mates
Granted, the hashtag game on Jimmy Fallon isn’t really about captions so much as pithy, witty statements of 140 characters or less. But that’s sorta like a caption, and thus my new goal (after conquering the caption game at Dlisted!) … Continue reading My Caption Skill Have Reached New Highs, Y’all
I’m not sure why, but I feel like any mention of skills of any kind requires “y’all” at the end. I sorta imagine Britney Spears saying it, though I don’t know why. Anyway, I finally took the coveted title of … Continue reading Even MORE Caption Skills, Y’all
Michael K. over at Dlisted is one of my fave gossip bloggers. He is straight up hilarious, but he manages to be snarky without being a total ass like Perez Hilton. Anyway, I’ve lusted over the coveted title of caption … Continue reading I’ve Got Caption Skills, Y’all