And all kids go through the “ewww mom don’t kiss me!” stage that this little guy (girl?) seems to be at. ADORABLE. I LOVE IT. That is all. About these ads
Posted in September 2011 …
HIMYM Season 7, Episode 3 Review: The Ducky Tie
As per usual, I’m several days behind in my recapping of television shows. I’m excited to finally have found the time, though, to address this week’s How I Met Your Mother! Here are the highlights and lowlights, per me… Loved: Barney’s ducky tie insult (“duck…duck…GROSS”) and his post-insult commentary: “hashtag #burn hashtag #ducktie hashtag #stinsonrocks!” … Continue reading »
Hey Girl…I Can’t Promise This Is My Last Gosling GIF
Or my last post related to Ryan Gosling in general. But I can promise that it will make you smile! Unless you have no heart. In which case, man, I don’t know what to tell you. Perhaps videos of laughing babies will lift your spirits?
I’d Rather Walk Alone Than Date Just Anyone
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Disney Princess Pin Up Girl Tattoos – Belle!
Be sure to see Ariel, Jasmine, and Snow White as well…
Handle Your Shit Fabious, Please
The Story Of Us
I wish I could read the story of us An impartial version I could actually trust A third person account of our days and our nights An objective description of each wrong and right I would bookmark pages in the story of us Moments to remember – those of fury and lust Whole chapters on … Continue reading »
The Full Moon Put To Shame
I just posted a poem that I found in a brochure when I was in college. The poem is called Puttin’ A Full Moon To Shame, and I found it printed on middle page of the UC Santa Cruz Women’s Resource Center brochure. I’ve kept it on display ever since then, because I just love … Continue reading »
Puttin’ A Full Moon To Shame
It isn’t privilege or pity That I seek It isn’t reverence or safety Quick happiness or purity, but The power to be what I am / a woman Charting my own futures / a woman Holding my beads in my hand… a woman trying to translate pulsations into images I am a woman in the … Continue reading »
Is Your Body Mass Somehow Tied Into Your Self Worth?
Oh, I’m sorry. Did I insult you? Is your body mass somehow tied into your self worth? -Sheldon, The Big Bang Theory – season 1 episode 4 “The Luminous Fish Effect”
Be Still, My Beating Heart (Ryan Gosling Gets Bulldog Kisses)
I would gladly trade places with Ryan or the bulldog, or just Emma (though I would prefer to retain her hair somehow), but I do hope that Ryan’s awesome dog George isn’t jealous. I am quite jealous of the dog and Emma Stone, but alas, such is life…
There I Just Said It
(thanks to my lovely and talented friend Marion, of MayanRocks, for creating & posting this)
I Wear Yoga Pants Because I’m Too Lazy For Real Pants
Does Zappos Really Offer “Fits For Every Body Type”?
This recent Zappos ad says that the brand is offering jeans for “every body type”, but the body types shown are all pretty similar. Flat stomach, long legs, nice ass. So my first reaction is, wow, their definition of “every” is pretty much the opposite of mine. All of those jeans seem to be for … Continue reading »
HIMYM Season 7 Episodes 1 & 2 Review
Monday night gave us two brand new episodes of How I Met Your Mother – “The Best Man” and “The Naked Truth”. Both of them were pretty much on par with the past season, bringing lots of laughter and even some tears. Definite spoilers ahead!!! Loved: Barney & Robin dancing to Deee-Lite! “Groove is in … Continue reading »
This Jon Hamm GIF Dances To Your Music
It doesn’t, actually, but it certainly seems to. I can’t take my eyes off of him! Sometimes he seems like he’s doing some sort of River Dance, and other times he seems to be warming up for Tae Bo. Either way is fine by me! I went searching for (potentially NSFW) gifs that focus on … Continue reading »
They Make Smart Girls Stupid
Caroline: What’d you see in that guy anyway? Max: He had these muscle thingies Caroline: Ohhh those things? Max: I don’t know what those are called but they make smart girls stupid -2 Broke Girls, episode 1 Sigh…ain’t it the truth? I’m not sure how I feel about this show yet, but it was better … Continue reading »
Big Sexy, Episode 2: Wherein We Discuss Fat Bitches
First off, I realize I’m like two weeks behind on this review. The fourth episode is airing tonight and I don’t have the review of the third episode done, not to mention that I’m just now posting this! Second, I’m not really a fan of the phrase “fat bitches”, but it really was part of … Continue reading »
Wine Organizes Me
Mel: Okay, I’m just going to have to organize my thoughts, you know, clearly and concisely. Joe: And so you’re having a glass of wine? Mel: Wine organizes me! -Melissa and Joey
Everyday He’s Shufflin’
(or suffling…same difference lol) Finally discovered how to properly embed videos (which was super easy and not something I should brag about) so now I can publish all the drafts I had saved. Prepare for some brilliant videos – I’ve scheduled them to be posted throughout the day for everyone’s entertainment! This one was from … Continue reading »
I’m Kind Of A Big Deal
And I stay classy IN San Diego! Here’s my motivation for this morning before I get down to business…hope you enjoy :) (It’s totally true!) You should click through to check out the other prints available from this Etsy seller – ParadaCreations. I’m already lusting after an entire wall’s worth of strongly worded decor :)
Persist
This is exactly what I needed to read this morning, because it makes me feel so much better about myself. I function just like this – tons of time spent staring at the screen, and then a flurry of violent typing for hours on end. It’s hard to have a creative process and try to … Continue reading »
Friends With Benefits: “I Just CORN Guys”
Dang, that sounds kinda…not right as an article title. But I shall proceed nonetheless! This sitcom isn’t that great – as evidenced by its Friday evening time slot – but I’ve been enjoying it. Last week’s episode of Friends With Benefits had two quotes that I really liked, and I think my readers might … Continue reading »
How I Met Your Mother: The Musical Mega-Mix!
I’ve been wanting to make a HIMYM mix for a while now, and I think I’ve determined the core base of songs to include. Despite my uuber-fan status, I’m sure I’ve missed some, so please comment with suggested additions! I tried to limit it to songs that are actually discussed and/or performed by characters on … Continue reading »
TLC’s Big Sexy Delivers Big Smiles, Big Stress
I did enjoy TLC’s new show, Big Sexy, quite a bit. But, it also bothered me at times. I give the show’s premiere episode an A minus! The ladies of Big Sexy remember the first time anyone called them fat. That insult sticks with you, and implies that your most distinctive characteristic is the size and … Continue reading »
