Ted: I’m sorry to tell you, but people who have game don’t need eye patches. Barney: Oh, Theodore. (removes eye patch) You can’t spell “game” without “me”, and “me” has the best game. Ted: Oh yeah? Well, I have so much … Continue reading I Have So Much Game, I’m A Cornish Game Hen
Anyone that knows me should be able to quickly discern my intense love for this scene, which happens to feature a book that doesn’t actually exist. I might love it all the more just for that reason! Sheldon: I can’t … Continue reading There’s No Room For My Big Cornish Head
Dang, that sounds kinda…not right as an article title. But I shall proceed nonetheless! This sitcom isn’t that great – as evidenced by its Friday evening time slot – but I’ve been enjoying it. Last week’s episode of Friends With Benefits had two quotes that I really liked, and I think my readers might like them too: Tonight is going to be the first date in a long, fulfilling love affair. Fancy doctor, manly paramedic…I mean, is Nicholas Sparks writing my life?! Let’s hope not, because if Nicholas Sparks is writing your life, somebody’s gonna die soon. Probably either … Continue reading Friends With Benefits: “I Just CORN Guys”