I Have So Much Game, I’m A Cornish Game Hen

Ted: I’m sorry to tell you, but people who have game don’t need eye patches.

Barney: Oh, Theodore. (removes eye patch) You can’t spell “game” without “me”, and “me” has the best game.

Ted: Oh yeah? Well, I have so much game, I’m a Cornish game hen.

Barney: Well, I have so much game, I’m the New York Gaming Commissioner.

Ted: I have so much game, I’m The Game, well-constructed thriller starring Michael Douglas & Sean Penn.

Barney: (to Marshall) Which one of us has more game?

Marshall: Neither of you has any game, right? Or else you’d be married. Like me.

Barney: What?

Marshall: If dating is the game, then marriage is winning the game.

Ted: Yeah, if you’re playing in the women’s league.

How I Met Your Mother, season 3 episode 4 “Little Boys”

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