Oh, I love any book about vampires, werewolves, monsters, zombies, sorcerers, beasties, or time-traveling romances. And if I had an hour alone with Robert Pattinson, he would forget all about Skinny Legs Magee, I’ll tell you that much.

-Donna Meagle, Parks and Recreation, episode 3.3 “Time Capsule”

(PS – I’m not entirely sure what beasties are, at least in this context, so I might not actually want to be associated with reading books about them!)