As If! Clueless TV References Make Me So Happy

First we saw the reunion of Cher and Elton on Suburgatory, and oh what a glorious day it was:

George aka Elton: Well, which is it? Does it suck or does it blow?

Eden aka Cher: Both.

- Suburgatory

Summer: Hey everyone, let’s play suck and blow…

Cher: God Elton, can’t you suck?!

-Clueless

We also heard this little gem from George aka Elton in the same episode:

George aka Elton: Sorry, I’m clueless when it comes to this health crap. You pick.

-Suburgatory

That would have been enough to satisfy my Clueless cravings at least throughout the summer, but then they upped the ante by bringing Ms. Stoeger to Melissa & Joey! In the episode “Mother of All Problems”, Lennox fakes pregnancy to get out of gym class. In Clueless, all Amber needed was a note from her plastic surgeon to accomplish the same goal. Stoeger must have gained some grit these past couple decades.

Phoebe (?): Rumor is next semester is gonna be pilates or Zumba.

Lennox: Anything without flying balls or sticks coming at me. I really like my nose where it is.

-Melissa & Joey

Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn’t want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.

Dion: Well there goes your social life.

-Clueless

In case any of you were wondering, I’m still saving myself for Luke Perry. An exception could be made for Paul Rudd – as long as his you-know-what is isn’t crooked. :)

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