First we saw the reunion of Cher and Elton on Suburgatory, and oh what a glorious day it was:

George aka Elton: Well, which is it? Does it suck or does it blow?
Eden aka Cher: Both.
- Suburgatory
Summer: Hey everyone, let’s play suck and blow…
Cher: God Elton, can’t you suck?!
-Clueless
We also heard this little gem from George aka Elton in the same episode:
George aka Elton: Sorry, I’m clueless when it comes to this health crap. You pick.
-Suburgatory
That would have been enough to satisfy my Clueless cravings at least throughout the summer, but then they upped the ante by bringing Ms. Stoeger to Melissa & Joey! In the episode “Mother of All Problems”, Lennox fakes pregnancy to get out of gym class. In Clueless, all Amber needed was a note from her plastic surgeon to accomplish the same goal. Stoeger must have gained some grit these past couple decades. 
Phoebe (?): Rumor is next semester is gonna be pilates or Zumba.
Lennox: Anything without flying balls or sticks coming at me. I really like my nose where it is.
-Melissa & Joey
Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn’t want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.
Dion: Well there goes your social life.
-Clueless
In case any of you were wondering, I’m still saving myself for Luke Perry. An exception could be made for Paul Rudd – as long as his you-know-what is isn’t crooked. :)




