I understand that his character is not your average man, but I think it’s clear that Sheldon would actually enjoy coitus if properly motivated to engage in it. After the first time, I’m sure he would be a huge fan! … Continue reading Big Bang Theory: I’m Sure Sheldon Would Enjoy Coitus
I’ve noticed that we have a surprisingly intimate glimpse into most of the character’s bedroom chatter, and more specifically, what they say during orgasm. I don’t really know why they’ve provided us with all this info, but it cracks me up. Big Bang Theory fans, did I miss any?
This post is pretty long and chock full o’ quotes, so here’s a cheat sheet:
Leonard: Asks questions – I’m assuming “do you like it when I…” or just “you like this?”, etc. Also makes “mmmm” noises when he kisses and has a predilection for Star Trek roleplay.
Penny: “Oh God”, “Yeehaw”, and – when making out with Stuart – “Oh Leonard!”
Howard: Drunken monkey noises – “oo ooo ooo!”
Amy Farrah Fowler: “Hoo” (This is just a guess but it cracks me up)
Beverly (Leonard’s mom): “Yikes”
Zack (Penny’s ex-boyfriend): “Holy Moly”
Raj: Presumably silent when sober, God only knows what he says when drunk and with a lady friend.
Bernadette: For Howard’s sake I hope she doesn’t use her raspy voice that sounds just like his mother.
Barry Kripke: I don’t think this has been addressed on the show but Bawwy Kwipke’s lisp has to make for hilarious dirty talk.
Stuart: “Oh Penny” (one time, did not go well)
For a few glorious moments on Thursday night, The Big Bang Theory went for The Big Bling Theory, and I couldn’t be happier about it. Why? Because I’m pretty sure this is exactly how I would respond to the gift … Continue reading Big Bang Theory Goes Glam: I’m A Princess & This Is My Tiara!