Raj: Why did you put six sugars in your coffee?
Leonard: Because the cafeteria doesn’t offer little packets of methamphetamine.
Note – I do not, of course, actually do meth. Or endorse it. But sometimes my coffee is so saturated with sugar and espresso shots that it might run a bit on the speedy side. Here’s hoping it kicks it soon! I have a very important date with the most handsome man I know. He’s just a toddler, though, so I think he will let it pass if I’m a little bleary-eyed. :)