Thank You, New Girl, For Skipping The Cheap Shot Fat Jokes

I probably would have loved New Girl regardless – I mean it’s Zooey Deschanel and a good plot and cute, funny co-stars, what’s not to love? But the refreshing lack of obvious, cheap shot fat jokes has earned this sitcom a double thumbs up in my book.

Perhaps it’s because the character of Schmidt – sort of a poor man’s Barney Stinson, but with a dash of humility – used to be chubby. He explains that he will “…just always be the fat kid with big dreams” (season 1, episode 5 “Cece Crashes”)

In two other episodes, we see a bit of restraint in the snark department, even though there were easy opportunities to fit them in. Example:

Schmidt: Jess, you know what? I’ll let you check my lost and found. It’s where I put all the stuff that girls leave behind in my room after we fornicate. I’ve got sizes 0-10.

-New Girl, season 1 episode 2 “Kryptonite”

Let’s be clear – I’m not at all suggesting that a size 10 = plus size. I feel quite to the contrary, and delved into the topic in another recent post: Tim Gunn’s Comments On Plus Size Fashions – Helping Or Hurting? That being said, there are two things that I liked about this quote. One, I appreciate that Schmidt’s range of acceptable sizes even extends up to a double digit. Many people seem to think that anything above a size 6 is huge and plus size. The fashion industry might define size 10 as plus size, but most of us see that as a normal girl size. The second thing that I liked was the lack of a fat joke immediately afterwards. They could have tossed in a Barney-esque “no fatties” line, but they let it be. I appreciate that!

The third quote comes along a few episodes later, when Schmidt goes to visit Cece at work. Cece and Jess are BFFs, and Schmidt has been enamored with her since the pilot. He brings her a custom perfume, and the following conversation ensues:

Schmidt: You look awesome.

Cece: It’s a ‘before’ and ‘after’ for a Bolivian diet pill.

Schmidt: Elgatrax? Yeah, I’ve taken that.

Model: I’m ‘before’.

Schmidt: Su-sure you are, look at that.

-New Girl, season 1 episode 9 “Cece Crashes”

Aside from Schmidt’s slight akwardness – which I suspect has very little to do with her weight – there was no fat joke here. There was ample (no pun intended) room for the writers to throw in a disparaging remark about the plus size model, but they chose not to go that route. I give credit to the writers for letting that one stand.

As a writer (though not the same kind, of course), I can appreciate that it’s often more difficult to be funny saying less than it is to be funny saying more. You can add in jokes to guarantee a laugh, but concise, witty dialogue is hard to do. I did some research, and per IMDB/Wikipedia, the author and producer of New Girl is a woman named Elizabeth Meriwether. She is joining Tina Fey on my list of funny female writers to emulate!

4 responses to “Thank You, New Girl, For Skipping The Cheap Shot Fat Jokes”


  1. […] to their rendition: “We built this Schmidty on Tootsie Rolls!” on New Girl. (based on Schmidt’s still chubby since third grade size, I’m assuming he meant the candy, not the […]


  2. […] gave us Schmidt’s rendition”We built this Schmidty on Tootsie Rolls!”(based on Schmidt’s still chubby since third grade size, I’m assuming he meant the candy, not the dance) Is “We Built This City” coming […]


  3. […] is fat. NONE. This is true to form for New Girl, and one of the reasons I love this show. (See: Thank You, New Girl, For Skipping The Cheap Shot Fat Jokes) We occasionally hear Nick or Winston mention Schmidt’s predilection for larger women, but […]


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