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They Put Smart Girls In Glamour :)

I created a mini meme inspired by this quote – and this actor (Noah Mills, swoon!) – from 2 Broke Girls, and then it ended up on Tumblr and Pinterest, and today it made the print issue of Glamour magazine! (Click images to enlarge) Caroline: What’d you see in that guy anyway? Max: He had … Continue reading »

What Can Corina Write For You?

Freelance writer of web content, SEO, print ad copy, social media, and more. Continue reading »

Seeking Disney Princess Pinups?

I think quite a few readers have found me whilst searching for Tim Shumate’s awesome illustrations, which include quite a few pinup tattoo style Disney princesses. My unofficial guide to Disney princesses is another fan favorite. This super detailed post covers just how royal every Disney princess is – or isn’t… Enjoy! Related posts on … Continue reading »

Best TV Coming Out Scenes

Maybe you have a kid, and you suspect that they might be gay. Or maybe your kid just came out, and you responded in fear, or anger, or disbelief. Maybe they came out years ago, and things have never been quite right between you since then. Regardless, you still have time to handle this situation … Continue reading »

In Defense of Reality Television

Reality TV is really, really easy to dislike – we all know this. I’m pretty tolerant of craptastic shows, movies, etc, but there are some that even I can’t handle. I’m talking to you, Teen Moms, Toddlers & Tiaras, and Real Housewives of any city! But I can’t take the high road, because I indulge … Continue reading »

Does MTV Provide Condoms for Reality Show Castmates?

Does MTV provide condoms for reality show castmates? If so, why don’t they ever seem to get used? If no, why not??? Last night I watched the four billionth season of RW/RR Challenge, which is called The Challenge: Rivals this year. Anyway, at one point early in the show, Tyler (one of the few gay guys … Continue reading »

The Most Awesome Thing I Ever Found

I found this inexplicable letter ten years ago in a Bank of America parking lot by UC Santa Cruz. It has been a source of great joy and confusion for myself and others, mainly because it makes no effing sense at all. Questions, comments, and attempts at interpretation are definitely encouraged! When something makes me … Continue reading »

More (But Not Too Much!) Than Just A Pretty Face

Marie Claire urges its readers to be “more than just a pretty face”, but the magazine’s recent editorial decisions indicate that there is a limit on just how much “more” a woman should be. Maura Kelly’s article, “Should Fatties Get A Room? (Even on TV?)”, for MarieClaire.com revealed the author’s personal prejudices, and in turn … Continue reading »

Wonder Woman by Tim Shumate

The image above is his newest take on Wonder Woman – aptly titled “AMAZON”. The image below is an older version of her that I find equally beautiful. This one is called “Wonderbomb” – another apt title! Visit Tim Shumate’s Facebook page or Tim Shumate’s Society6 page to see all of his amazing artwork and … Continue reading »

HIMYM: The Mother Revealed, Theories Disproved & Clues To Still Possible Connections!

Have you been wondering just who the mother is on How I Met Your Mother? Want to see her face, finally, and know who the actress is?!?! Or are you seeking information on fan ideas like the ever-popular missed date matchmaker theory, or the (disproved) Carly Theory? If so, you’re in exactly the right place … Continue reading »

HIMYM Something New: And The Mother Is….

We know who she is! Details below this hopefully spoiler protecting blurb :)I don’t know yet! I’m sorry if I got your hopes up for a moment. But there is a great chance we will find out tonight, and if we do, I will update this ASAP. Just remember I’m in California so I see … Continue reading »

Cinderelly, Cinderelly! Tim Shumate’s Cinderella Pinup Is Finally Here!

And she is gorgeous! I love the banner that says “Keep on Believing”, and all of her tattoos. So who are we missing now? I need to review the list and see which Disney ladies are still waiting to become pin-up princesses. Find the other Tim Shumate pinup versions of Disney princesses here!

Thank You, New Girl, For Schmidt & Elizabeth

Last week’s New Girl introduced a plus size character – Elizabeth – and they did it in exactly the right way. She wasn’t on for long, but it seems like we will be seeing more of her. I can’t say in advance that they will always handle her character as well as they are now, … Continue reading »

Coming Soon From Tim Shumate: Harley Quinn & Dark Phoenix

Aaaand I just saw on his Facebook page that a pinup Joker is on the way? Too exciting. Check out these works in progress, and then go look at his other stuff because it’s all effing awesome. Both prints should be available at C2E2 but you can also buy iPhone cases, framed prints, hoodies, etc … Continue reading »

HIMYM: Thoughts on Romeward Bound

Let’s get down to “Romeward Bound” (S8E21). Spoilers abound here! My initial reaction to the Lily and Marshall part of this episode was negative, until I realized that was more about me than them. I personally do not like show endings where characters all go their separate ways. I want them all to stay in … Continue reading »

Masuo’s Disney Movie Sketches

I came across these sketches and fell in love! I love how the little pop of color in each image brings it to life. Thanks to the artist, Masuo, and Fairy Tale Mood on Tumblr for sharing this .

HIMYM Mid Season 8 Check-In

Hello, fellow mother lovers! Now feels like a good time to touch base regarding new developments in the world of How I Met Your Mother. Season 8 was – and remains – a bit of a bumpy ride, but we are at least moving forward. First, a confession…this ain’t my favorite season. Season 7 was … Continue reading »

Guys I Don’t Like Almost Anything About This HIMYM Article

Have you all read this yet? It’s pretty much full of do not wants. It was published on March 18th so I’m a bit behind the curve but take a look if you haven’t already: The last two episodes of How I Met Your Mother’s eighth season may be titled “Something Old” (airing May 6 … Continue reading »

HIMYM Meets Anna Karenina

(I couldn’t resist the Scherbatsky/boots connection) :)

Disney Girls Gone Wild

This time we’re not talking Miley or Lindsay…we’re talking Snow, Cindy, Ariel, and Jasmine. This is NSFWish but certainly worth watching if you haven’t already. Once you’ve seen this, be sure to check out SNL’s Real Housewives of Disney. Altogether they paint an intriguing portrait of what happens when a princess reaches her breaking point!

HIMYM Cast Photo Breakdown – All 8 Seasons

Alright guys, I did it. I’m not sure why I felt it necessary to break down every component of this image, but I did it! There are a few that I just couldn’t figure out, and I really hope my readers can help me discern the final mystery elements. Numbers 8, 10, 13, 16, 21, … Continue reading »

Baseball Is Good For Your Soul

I love baseball because I’m a lyrical soul…granted, I’m a Cubs fan, and not a Red Sox fan like Jimmy, but it still works. Ben: I like being part of something that’s bigger than me – than I. It’s good for your soul to invest in something that you can’t control. Lindsay: You’re a romantic. … Continue reading »

The Little Mermaid: Daughters of Triton

Adella, Aquatta, Arista, Andrina, Alana, Attina, and Ariel in all their glory, as painted by DeviantArt’s Blithegirl. I will be singing their song for the rest of the day and I don’t even mind. :) Next I will be adding all of these lovely Triton ladies to my guide to Disney Princesses! Be sure to … Continue reading »

A Different Style of Disney Princess Pin Ups

Done by the amazing Blithegirl on DeviantArt. She’s so amazing, in fact, that (per her DA page) she’s now working at Walt Disney Animation Studios as visual development trainee. Next up I will be posting her take on Ariel and all her sisters…stay tuned! P.S. Click to enlarge the image :)

This Is How Many Pounds I’ve Lost So Far

That is all :)

How Job Hunting Makes Me Feel Like Marshall

As Marshall goes through the trials of job interviews, his pep talks to himself in the mirror become more and more familiar to me. Early stages of job hunting: “You are confident, you are energetic, you are focused.” Mid-stages of job hunting: “You are flexible on salary, you’re willing to compromise, you’re not gonna cry … Continue reading »

Tim Shumate Military Pinup Girls

For The Troops No Bubbles No Troubles Lock & Load

The Most Comprehensive HIMYM Cast Photo Ever

There’s all kinds of fun stuff to enjoy here: The whole group Including baby Marv The pineapple The ducky tie The blue french horn The Robin Sparkles jacket Ted’s magazine cover The sword Wait for it The bracket The goat Awesomeness motivational poster Puzzles the bar sign Diseases game The intervention banner The yellow umbrella, … Continue reading »

I Love Books In The Dorkiest Way Possible

I love books, I do. In like, the dorkiest way possible. Like, I love trees, ’cause they give us books. -Elizabeth Reaser as Ana in Liberal Arts

HIMYM: Why The Fake Barney & Patrice Relationship Was Insulting To Fans

You all know that I love How I Met Your Mother. I have my issues with the show, though, and my main annoyance continues to be the metric ton of fat jokes that they’ve put out over the seasons. I covered this in my first in-depth HIMYM post, titled “How I Met Your Mother (And … Continue reading »

You Have To Walk Away From The Past In Slow Motion

As it explodes behind you like a John Woo movie! This is the reason I tell my friends not to look back. You have to walk away from the past in slow motion as it explodes behind you like a John Woo movie! -Chloe, Don’t Trust The B season 2 episode 1 “A Reunion…” It’s … Continue reading »

I Have Books

I don’t play sports. I don’t exactly have a ton of friends. I have books. You don’t read – you don’t understand. You don’t know what it’s like to live in different worlds. To travel on great adventures through the galaxy, with people you know better than you know your own family. To live and … Continue reading »

Merida’s Coronation Scheduled For July 2013

It’s official – Merida from Disney/Pixar’s Brave will have her coronation as the 11th member of the Disney Princess Line Up in July of 2013! A big thank you to commenter Gijs Van Dyck, who broke the news to me and gave me a link to find the info. Disney Roadshow convener, Kylie Watson Wheeler, … Continue reading »