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And so do a whole lot of other women. It’s hard for one little blog to make an impact, but I’m trying to do my part by sharing my story. Birth Control is NOT exclusively used for preventing pregnancy. It is also used for addressing medical concerns. Since employers/schools/etc don’t know what prompted the need for … Continue reading »
I think quite a few readers have found me whilst searching for Tim Shumate’s awesome illustrations, which include quite a few pinup tattoo style Disney princesses. Soooo here you go – enjoy! Related posts on my blog: Aurora Ariel, Jasmine, & Snow White (and Tim Shumate in a giraffe hat) Belle Sally Princess Leia Princess … Continue reading »
If you’re wondering who the mother is on How I Met Your Mother, I may have another piece of the puzzle! I could be wrong, of course, but it seems pretty logical to me. First, let’s consider “Matchmaker” from Season 1. In this episode (1-7), Ted signs up for a matchmaking service, but is not … Continue reading »
Maybe you have a kid, and you suspect that they might be gay. Or maybe your kid just came out, and you responded in fear, or anger, or disbelief. Maybe they came out years ago, and things have never been quite right between you since then. Regardless, you still have time to handle this situation … Continue reading »
Reality TV is really, really easy to dislike – we all know this. I’m pretty tolerant of craptastic shows, movies, etc, but there are some that even I can’t handle. I’m talking to you, Teen Moms, Toddlers & Tiaras, and Real Housewives of any city! But I can’t take the high road, because I indulge … Continue reading »
He’s wearing a top hat. Why would a giraffe, who’s already tall, need a top hat? It’s hilarious. With this one toy, my baby will know the meaning of irony. -Dale, on Love Bites Dear people of the internets: I know that you found my blog because you’re trying to find/buy Sir Giraffington. I am … Continue reading »
Does MTV provide condoms for reality show castmates? If so, why don’t they ever seem to get used? If no, why not??? Last night I watched the four billionth season of RW/RR Challenge, which is called The Challenge: Rivals this year. Anyway, at one point early in the show, Tyler (one of the few gay guys … Continue reading »
I found this inexplicable letter ten years ago in a Bank of America parking lot by UC Santa Cruz. It has been a source of great joy and confusion for myself and others, mainly because it makes no effing sense at all. Questions, comments, and attempts at interpretation are definitely encouraged! When something makes me … Continue reading »
Marie Claire urges its readers to be “more than just a pretty face”, but the magazine’s recent editorial decisions indicate that there is a limit on just how much “more” a woman should be. Maura Kelly’s article, “Should Fatties Get A Room? (Even on TV?)”, for MarieClaire.com revealed the author’s personal prejudices, and in turn … Continue reading »
Tim Shumate just added Sleeping Beauty to his collection of princess pinups. Lovely, no? I’m not sure who I’m hoping to see next from him – probably Rapunzel, as she is my sister Mimi’s current fave. But there are many lovely ladies to select from – just see my Unofficial Guide to Disney Princesses for … Continue reading »
Hooray! I’m still hoping to hear Jimmy Fallon say “this next tweet is from @corinacorina“, but in the meantime I am ridiculously pleased with myself for making the featured tweets list. I already had one hashtag (“My Caption Skills Have Reached New Highs, Y’all”) under my belt, so now I just need one more to … Continue reading »
This is demonstrated in both the unaired, original pilot, and the revised pilot that filmed and aired later. First, from the unaired pilot. This one isn’t as reliable, because the characters have changed since then, but it’s worth including just to see how different things could have gone: Receptionist: Can I help you? Leonard: Yes. … Continue reading »
I’m seriously annoyed with the Big Bang Theory writers! Some of my displeasure was expressed in my post “Big Bang Theory Discrepancies Distress Me“, but last week’s episode brought the same issues up again. “The Stag Convergence” focused on Bernadette’s apparent surprise at Howard’s shady past: Bernadette: When I first met Howard, he seemed so innocent … Continue reading »
Look, the many theories about How I Met Your Mother are part of what make it so legendary. It’s also the main driving force behind my blog traffic, so I’m certainly not suggesting that we stop with the guessing and theorizing and speculation. Buuuut there are a few persistent ideas out there that just really … Continue reading »
You know, I don’t think they consider this all too “unfortunate” at all. That part really annoys me – skip the BS words that you think connote sympathy and let’s just be honest here. You are, in fact, able to offer me coverage. You choose not to. Therefore it is not unfortunate at all, except … Continue reading »
FYI, when I say “did it best”, I really just mean which of these DJs was the awesomest. But I like to add unnecessary alliteration whenever possible, hence the catchy poll/post titles… :P Anyway, I always thought it was interesting that DJ was the nickname of choice for some of my fave sitcom characters, so … Continue reading »
Tim Shumate creates Tiana (of Disney’s The Princess and the Frog) in his signature pinup girl tattoo style. Laissez les bon temps rouler!
Seriously, how much do I love Suburgatory? Now you listen to me, Lisa Marie. For years, I have sat here while you prattled on about your social life, when nothing even remotely interesting was going on! Well, now that things are getting real, I want details. I want the dish. Bring it on, … Continue reading »
I can’t wait for Tim Shumate to finish this Bayou Beauty!
Usually, those words – “depression” and “anxiety” – label conditions that I have. I like that way of phrasing it, because it implies a sense of control for me. I have these things, yes, but they do not have me. Usually. For the past fifteen years, I have had these conditions. I am usually able … Continue reading »
I recently posted about the unused names from the list of possible dwarfs for Disney’s Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Afterwards, I continued researching, because I really still can’t figure out WTF “Neurtsy” is supposed to mean. I also found some additional unused names that might be better than the first batch! It even … Continue reading »
Jack Vettriano, After The Thrill Is Gone She wasn’t some twenty-year-old, capable of believing that a couple of kisses were a transforming event. That a few sparks and some heat could turn a lonely, stressed-out woman into a femme fatale and a hard man into a romantic hero. -An Unforgettable Lady, by J.R. Ward writing … Continue reading »
Despite being a loyal fan since the get-go, it just recently occurred to me that we don’t know Penny’s last name. I turned to the almighty Google for the answer, but other super fans are similarly perplexed. I’m a bit behind on this topic, but I had to share my confusion! Thanks to another great … Continue reading »
My blog has received quite a few visitors based on my purple wedding observations – hooray! I’ve been giving this quite a bit of thought (as it is clearly VERY IMPORTANT lol) and I have some newish conclusions. Most of them are fueled by the fact that EVERYONE IS WEARING PURPLE ALL SEASON LONG. Seriously, … Continue reading »
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Ted: You’re afraid of the seven dwarfs? Robin: Just Doc. He’s creepy! I mean, the guy’s got a medical degree. What’s he doing hanging around a bunch of coal miners? How I Met Your Mother season 2, episode 9 “Slap Bet” I can only imagine what Robin would have thought about this list of rejected … Continue reading »
One year ago today, I launched my blog. I’m now at nearly 75,000 hits! Thanks to my friends, family, and fans for supporting this little endeavor of mine :)
If you haven’t checked out Funky Munky (by CORINAofficial – I’m just unofficialCorina I guess) you certainly should do so at your earliest convenience. Like now. It’s pretty glorious and her sunglasses both fascinate and disturb me. Moving along we find some 90s gems by another artist named Corina (summertime summertime 97 was a great … Continue reading »
Normal people actually turn things in well in advance of deadlines, and thus submit eligible entries for contests that they were invited to enter. Not me, though! I make sure to make everything else a priority, so I have to somehow learn how to create a slide show, write and record my own version of … Continue reading »
Don’t know what it is about sneezes that upset her so, but it is pretty adorable when she gets so mad. I’ve tried this at various pitches and tones of voice and she seems equally pissed for every type of sneeze, so I don’t think it’s because her ears are hurting? I wouldn’t sneeze (or … Continue reading »
My bestest friend in the whole wide world sent me this link, because she knew it was perfect for my blog. Sidenote, BFF Erin should totally have her own blog. I suppose working full-time and chasing after a toddler does take up a fair amount of her time, though. Anyway! Here are the awesome and … Continue reading »
(Please imagine the title of this post being said in Barney’s weird high-pitched voice from the episode “Spoiler Alert”) It didn’t even occur to me to attempt to draw a mall when this seemed like such an easy clue! And, to their credit, “M-A-L-L” was being filled in before I even got to writing Robin … Continue reading »
As if turning 30 this November isn’t bad enough, AARP is apparently ready to indoctrinate me as an official old person a full two decades ahead of schedule: First they suggest that I’m officially an old lady, and then they add insult to injury by mentioning a FREE INSULATED TRAVEL BAG that I’m not actually … Continue reading »
Last week I shared with my readers the true Key to Feminity, as per Arlene Dahl: Always Ask A Man. Yes, it’s just that simple! If you’re looking to accent your femininity via hair color, though, Arlene has some more detailed assistance available. Take these quizzes to find out if you’re true to your hair … Continue reading »
