That’s me! (I’m actually corinacorina, but “orinacorina” has a nice, birdlike ring to it) Also, I’m still pretty disturbed by wtf is going on here. I hope it is photoshopped or at least staged and that pregnant girl isn’t about to drop in off that ramp?
I have now been a DListed.com caption contest runner-up 3 times, and a winner 1 time. Plus there’s that tweet that made it onto Jimmy Fallon’s website. I think that serves as more than enough proof of my cleverness, no?