While I Do Not Currently Have A Scathing Retort

Oh, you think you’re so clever. Well, let me just tell you, while I do not currently have a scathing retort, you check your email periodically for a doozy. -Sheldon puts the fear in Barry Kripke (aka Bawwy Kwipke) except … Continue reading While I Do Not Currently Have A Scathing Retort

The Big Bang Theory Is Weirdly Specific About Sex Talk

I’ve noticed that we have a surprisingly intimate glimpse into most of the character’s bedroom chatter, and more specifically, what they say during orgasm. I don’t really know why they’ve provided us with all this info, but it cracks me up. Big Bang Theory fans, did I miss any? 

This post is pretty long and chock full o’ quotes, so here’s a cheat sheet:

Leonard: Asks questions – I’m assuming “do you like it when I…” or just “you like this?”, etc. Also makes “mmmm” noises when he kisses and has a predilection for Star Trek roleplay.

Penny: “Oh God”, “Yeehaw”, and – when making out with Stuart – “Oh Leonard!”

Howard: Drunken monkey noises – “oo ooo ooo!”

Amy Farrah Fowler: “Hoo” (This is just a guess but it cracks me up)

Beverly (Leonard’s mom): “Yikes”

Zack (Penny’s ex-boyfriend): “Holy Moly”

Raj: Presumably silent when sober, God only knows what he says when drunk and with a lady friend.

Bernadette: For Howard’s sake I hope she doesn’t use her raspy voice that sounds just like his mother.

Barry Kripke: I don’t think this has been addressed on the show but Bawwy Kwipke’s lisp has to make for hilarious dirty talk.

Stuart: “Oh Penny” (one time, did not go well)

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Sheldon’s Surprisingly Considerate Take On Those Who Are Overweight

Sheldon: Kripke! Your robot is inferior and it will be defeated by ours because ours exceeds yours in both design and execution. Also, I’m given to understand that your mother is overweight. Raj: [dryly] Oh, snap. Sheldon: Now, of course, … Continue reading Sheldon’s Surprisingly Considerate Take On Those Who Are Overweight