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“I’m around, most of the time, and I’m a whole lot hotter than I look.”
“Do you like him?”
“He’s an emotionally retarded arty boy who’s in love with another woman. Of course I like him.”
“I’m like kryptonite to men. Kryptonite dipped in cellulite.”
“My life flashed in front of my eyes, and halfway through I was just bored.”
And now some gratuitous giffing: