I’ve noticed that we have a surprisingly intimate glimpse into most of the character’s bedroom chatter, and more specifically, what they say during orgasm. I don’t really know why they’ve provided us with all this info, but it cracks me up. Big Bang Theory fans, did I miss any?
This post is pretty long and chock full o’ quotes, so here’s a cheat sheet:
Leonard: Asks questions – I’m assuming “do you like it when I…” or just “you like this?”, etc. Also makes “mmmm” noises when he kisses and has a predilection for Star Trek roleplay.
Penny: “Oh God”, “Yeehaw”, and – when making out with Stuart – “Oh Leonard!”
Howard: Drunken monkey noises – “oo ooo ooo!”
Amy Farrah Fowler: “Hoo” (This is just a guess but it cracks me up)
Beverly (Leonard’s mom): “Yikes”
Zack (Penny’s ex-boyfriend): “Holy Moly”
Raj: Presumably silent when sober, God only knows what he says when drunk and with a lady friend.
Bernadette: For Howard’s sake I hope she doesn’t use her raspy voice that sounds just like his mother.
Barry Kripke: I don’t think this has been addressed on the show but Bawwy Kwipke’s lisp has to make for hilarious dirty talk.
Stuart: “Oh Penny” (one time, did not go well)
Sheldon: Good morning, Dr. Stephanie. I trust Leonard satisfied you sexually last night?
Leonard: Oh come on! Sheldon, we don’t ask questions like that.
Sheldon: I heard you ask it over and over! How is it inappropriate for me to ask it once?
Stephanie: He did very nicely.
Sheldon: See? She’s not offended. And now you finally have an answer.
The Big Bang Theory, season 2 episode 10 “The Vartabedian Conundrum”
Sheldon: I’m quite aware of the way humans usually reproduce which is messy, unsanitary, and based on living next to you for three years, involves loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity.
Penny: Oh, God.
Sheldon: Yes, exactly.
The Big Bang Theory, season 3 episode 3 “The Gothowitz Deviation”
Beverly Hofstadter: I’ve been responsible for my own orgasms since 1982.
Penny: What’s so funny?
Beverly Hofstadter: That’s what I say during my orgasms. Yikes.
The Big Bang Theory, season 3 episode 11 “The Maternal Congruence”
Sheldon: As a native Texan, I must say that I’ve never heard the phrase “yee haw” used in quite that context.
Penny: Oh God.
Sheldon: “Oh God.” That I’ve heard on multiple occasions.
The Big Bang Theory, season 3 episode 23 “The Lunar Excitation”
Howard: What’s so funny?
Bernadette: Nothing. Just thinking about the noises people make during sex.
Howard: I do sometimes get a bit carried away, don’t I?
Bernadette: It’s cute. You sound a little like a drunken monkey. Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!
The Big Bang Theory, season 4 episode 16 “The Cohabitation Formulation”
Zack: Long story short, I nailed her.
Sheldon: (Still referring to Archimedes) When he finished, he shouted “Eureka”!
Zack: No, I always shout, “Holy, moly!” Don’t know why, just do.
The Big Bang Theory, season 4 episode 17 “The Toast Derivation”
So we’re missing Raj (guess it’s hard to say something during sex with a woman if you can’t actually speak to a woman…maybe his liquid courage has worn out by that point?), Bernadette, Amy Farrah Fowler (you know she said something when her brain was stimulated to orgasm 128 times)(maybe she says “hoo” like when she sees a cute guy?), and Sheldon. I know, Sheldon is somewhat of a non-issue, but think of how much he enjoyed his solo back massage, under the tutelage of Amy. So what would Sheldon say? I think…