Oh Jimmy. Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. Someday you will speak my name (well, my Twitter handle at least) on your show! In the meantime I am more than pleased to be on the featured tweets page again. Because I am awesome like that. I actually thought that if they picked any of my tweets, it would be … Continue reading
Hooray! I’m still hoping to hear Jimmy Fallon say “this next tweet is from @corinacorina“, but in the meantime I am ridiculously pleased with myself for making the featured tweets list. I already had one hashtag (“My Caption Skills Have Reached New Highs, Y’all”) under my belt, so now I just need one more to … Continue reading
As if turning 30 this November isn’t bad enough, AARP is apparently ready to indoctrinate me as an official old person a full two decades ahead of schedule: First they suggest that I’m officially an old lady, and then they add insult to injury by mentioning a FREE INSULATED TRAVEL BAG that I’m not actually … Continue reading
