Oh Jimmy. Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. Someday you will speak my name (well, my Twitter handle at least) on your show! In the meantime I am more than pleased to be on the featured tweets page again. Because I am awesome like that. I actually thought that if they picked any of my tweets, it would be … Continue reading
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#MySuperPower: Awesome at Tweets, Hashtags, & Captions
Hooray! I’m still hoping to hear Jimmy Fallon say “this next tweet is from @corinacorina“, but in the meantime I am ridiculously pleased with myself for making the featured tweets list. I already had one hashtag (“My Caption Skills Have Reached New Highs, Y’all”) under my belt, so now I just need one more to … Continue reading
AARP Is Showing More Signs Of Dementia Than Usual
As if turning 30 this November isn’t bad enough, AARP is apparently ready to indoctrinate me as an official old person a full two decades ahead of schedule: First they suggest that I’m officially an old lady, and then they add insult to injury by mentioning a FREE INSULATED TRAVEL BAG that I’m not actually … Continue reading