Tagged with TV quotes

I Have Books

I Have Books

I don’t play sports. I don’t exactly have a ton of friends. I have books. You don’t read – you don’t understand. You don’t know what it’s like to live in different worlds. To travel on great adventures through the galaxy, with people you know better than you know your own family. To live and … Continue reading

He’s A Plumber!

He’s A Plumber!

Melanie: He’s a PLUMBER! Victoria & Joy: (gasp in shock) Melanie: (grins) Right? RIGHT?! I mean, how many times have we fantasized about a man who could actually fix things? –Hot In Cleveland, pilot episode 1-1 I would love to date a plumber, no joke. I remember some book I read where the male lead told … Continue reading

Wine Organizes Me

Mel: Okay, I’m just going to have to organize my thoughts, you know, clearly and concisely. Joe: And so you’re having a glass of wine? Mel: Wine organizes me! –Melissa and Joey

Friends With Benefits: “I Just CORN Guys”

  Dang, that sounds kinda…not right as an article title. But I shall proceed nonetheless! This sitcom isn’t that great – as evidenced by its Friday evening time slot – but I’ve been enjoying it. Last week’s episode of Friends With Benefits had two quotes that I really liked, and I think my readers might … Continue reading