I don’t play sports. I don’t exactly have a ton of friends. I have books. You don’t read – you don’t understand. You don’t know what it’s like to live in different worlds. To travel on great adventures through the … Continue reading I Have Books
Melanie: He’s a PLUMBER! Victoria & Joy: (gasp in shock) Melanie: (grins) Right? RIGHT?! I mean, how many times have we fantasized about a man who could actually fix things? –Hot In Cleveland, pilot episode 1-1 I would love to date … Continue reading He’s A Plumber!
Mel: Okay, I’m just going to have to organize my thoughts, you know, clearly and concisely. Joe: And so you’re having a glass of wine? Mel: Wine organizes me! –Melissa and Joey Continue reading Wine Organizes Me
Dang, that sounds kinda…not right as an article title. But I shall proceed nonetheless! This sitcom isn’t that great – as evidenced by its Friday evening time slot – but I’ve been enjoying it. Last week’s episode of Friends With Benefits had two quotes that I really liked, and I think my readers might like them too: Tonight is going to be the first date in a long, fulfilling love affair. Fancy doctor, manly paramedic…I mean, is Nicholas Sparks writing my life?! Let’s hope not, because if Nicholas Sparks is writing your life, somebody’s gonna die soon. Probably either … Continue reading Friends With Benefits: “I Just CORN Guys”