Raj: Why did you put six sugars in your coffee? Leonard: Because the cafeteria doesn’t offer little packets of methamphetamine. Note – I do not, of course, actually do meth. Or endorse it. But sometimes my coffee is so saturated … Continue reading This Is Exactly How Tired I Am Today (Big Bang Theory)
This is demonstrated in both the unaired, original pilot, and the revised pilot that filmed and aired later. First, from the unaired pilot. This one isn’t as reliable, because the characters have changed since then, but it’s worth including just … Continue reading Big Bang Theory: Per the Pilot, Sheldon Enjoys Solo Coitus
I’ve noticed that we have a surprisingly intimate glimpse into most of the character’s bedroom chatter, and more specifically, what they say during orgasm. I don’t really know why they’ve provided us with all this info, but it cracks me up. Big Bang Theory fans, did I miss any?
This post is pretty long and chock full o’ quotes, so here’s a cheat sheet:
Leonard: Asks questions – I’m assuming “do you like it when I…” or just “you like this?”, etc. Also makes “mmmm” noises when he kisses and has a predilection for Star Trek roleplay.
Penny: “Oh God”, “Yeehaw”, and – when making out with Stuart – “Oh Leonard!”
Howard: Drunken monkey noises – “oo ooo ooo!”
Amy Farrah Fowler: “Hoo” (This is just a guess but it cracks me up)
Beverly (Leonard’s mom): “Yikes”
Zack (Penny’s ex-boyfriend): “Holy Moly”
Raj: Presumably silent when sober, God only knows what he says when drunk and with a lady friend.
Bernadette: For Howard’s sake I hope she doesn’t use her raspy voice that sounds just like his mother.
Barry Kripke: I don’t think this has been addressed on the show but Bawwy Kwipke’s lisp has to make for hilarious dirty talk.
Stuart: “Oh Penny” (one time, did not go well)
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