As Marshall goes through the trials of job interviews, his pep talks to himself in the mirror become more and more familiar to me.
Early stages of job hunting:
“You are confident, you are energetic, you are focused.”
Mid-stages of job hunting:
“You are flexible on salary, you’re willing to compromise, you’re not gonna cry this time.”
After job hunting for way, way too long:
“You are sad. You are beaten down. You will get through this, come home, get in your big underpants, and take a nap.”
Yep, that all sounds about right to me. Did I mention that I am desperately seeking employment? Perhaps I should focus my attention on finding the “The Best Burger in New York” (S4E2).