Ted: You’re afraid of the seven dwarfs?
Robin: Just Doc. He’s creepy! I mean, the guy’s got a medical degree. What’s he doing hanging around a bunch of coal miners?

How I Met Your Mother season 2, episode 9 “Slap Bet”

I can only imagine what Robin would have thought about this list of rejected potential dwarf names… (my faves in bold). Oh, also, I really enjoy how several current rappers/hip hop stars seem to have culled their names from this list. Where is the dub step version of Hi-Ho?!?!

• Awful
• Baldy
• Bashful
• Biggo-Ego
• Burpy
• Daffy
• Deafy (not cool, Disney, not cool)
• Dippy
• Dirty (as in Ol’ and Bastard?)
• Dizzy
• Doleful
• Dopey
• Dumpy
• Flabby
• Gabby
• Grumpy
• Hickey (I’m assuming this doesn’t mean like a makeout hickey but idk for sure)
• Hoppy
• Hotsy 
• Hungry
• Jaunty
• Jumpy
• Lazy
• Neurtsy (I need to know what this means!?)
• Nifty
• Puffy (“or Diddy, P. Papa, Papa Diddy Pap? I don’t know what you’re calling yourself these days”)
• Sappy
• Scrappy
• Shifty
• Shorty (all I can think of is either swing my way or hey it’s your birthday, gonna party like it’s your birthday)
• Silly
• Sleepy
• Snappy
• Sneezy
• Sneezy-Wheezy (this is clearly an homage to Lil Wayne when he is feeling under the weather)
• Sniffy
• Snoopy (I think they meant to say Snoop D-O-Double-G)
• Soulful
• Strutty
• Stuffy
• Swift (hey, how did Taylor get up in here? This ain’t her genre!)
• Tearful
• Thrifty
• Weepy
• Wheezy (We can go back to calling him this now that he’s over his cold I guess)
• Wistful
• Woeful

Aspiring artists – please note that these names are still available: Dizzy, Jaunty, Neurtsy, Scrappy, Snappy, Sniffy and Strutty.

Lists of Note via io9