I don’t know! My life turned out like a really good game of MASH. -Nick Cannon, Mr. Showbiz stand up comedy special, answering the question “How in the hell did you get Mariah Carey?” This makes me happy. Nick Cannon … Continue reading Like a Really Good Game of MASH
I understand that his character is not your average man, but I think it’s clear that Sheldon would actually enjoy coitus if properly motivated to engage in it. After the first time, I’m sure he would be a huge fan! … Continue reading Big Bang Theory: I’m Sure Sheldon Would Enjoy Coitus
This lovely lady and her babies have taken up residence juuuuust out of reach for the kitties. They do not appreciate being trapped inside while this pretty birdy flaunts her presence right in their faces! Continue reading Hey Lil’ Mama
Happiness, that grand mistress of the ceremonies in the dance of life, impels us through all its mazes and meandering, but leads none of us by the same route. -Charles Caleb Colton (That being said, the above flow chart offers a bit … Continue reading Are You Happy?
This is only like 50 years late, so hell, I’m going to say something. Specifically, WTF Dion? I know these songs were originally intended to be performed by two different groups, but Dion ended up singing “Runaround Sue” and “Wanderer”. … Continue reading Slut Shamin’ to the Oldies!
And that’s without a creeper of a landlord trying to get his menage on with me and a roomie. I probably have this same kinda half panicked, half optimistic look on my face too :) Continue reading I Feel This Awkward Every Time I Dance
Before we begin, let’s see how Disney defines a true princess: The franchise currently comprises eleven [Note – now twelve] female protagonists from ten different Walt Disney Animation Studios films and one Pixar film who are either royal by birth, … Continue reading Which Disney Princesses are True Royalty?
It is with a heavy heart that I report a change in my predictions…with each week it seems less and less likely that Barney and Robin will end up together. Yesterday I compiled a ridiculous amount of information in my … Continue reading HIMYM Episode Review: Drunk Train, Karma, & Purple Haze
Short answer – yes! Read on for theories that came about before we knew for sure that Barney does, in fact, marry Robin… Click here for a compilation of all the clues and theories about The Mother! I had to … Continue reading HIMYM: Does Barney Marry Robin?
I enjoyed pretty much everything about SNL this weekend, even though some parts dragged a bit. I wasn’t really into the “Crabs” skit, but the way Kristen Wiig and Zooey Deschanel kept saying “Cray-abs” eventually wore me down. “Bein’ Quirky … Continue reading If You Like Clouds, Make Them Your Friends