Posted in February 2012

HIMYM Review: No Pressure & No Shit

HIMYM Review: No Pressure & No Shit

Last night’s episode was much better than weeks prior! Still not great compared to earlier seasons, but it did feel more like old times with gang. The Barney storyline was great – just what we would expect from him. Marshall and Lily’s long-term bets are perfect for their relationship, and Robin did the right thing. … Continue reading

Like a Really Good Game of MASH

Like a Really Good Game of MASH

I don’t know! My life turned out like a really good game of MASH. -Nick Cannon, Mr. Showbiz stand up comedy special, answering the question “How in the hell did you get Mariah Carey?” This makes me happy. Nick Cannon married Mariah Carey, had 2 kids (twins!), lives in a mansion, and drives a sports … Continue reading

Breathe, Just Breathe

Breathe, Just Breathe

2 AM and I’m still awake writing this song If I get it all down on paper It’s no longer inside of me Threatening the life it belongs to. And I feel like I’m naked in front of a crowd Cause these words are my diary Screamin’ out loud And I know that you’ll use … Continue reading

Hey Lil’ Mama

Hey Lil’ Mama

This lovely lady and her babies have taken up residence juuuuust out of reach for the kitties. They do not appreciate being trapped inside while this pretty birdy flaunts her presence right in their faces!

Are You Happy?

Are You Happy?

Happiness, that grand mistress of the ceremonies in the dance of life, impels us through all its mazes and meandering, but leads none of us by the same route. -Charles Caleb Colton (That being said, the above flow chart offers a bit of a shortcut through the mazes and meandering)

V-Day Almost Got Real Weird Over Here

V-Day Almost Got Real Weird Over Here

My mom came home from work, handed me a box of chocolates, and tossed this thing next to me on the couch as she said “Have a great Valentine’s Day sweetie!” Further inspection reveals that it is a gel keyboard pad that she bought me because typing makes my wrist hurt. I wish I could … Continue reading

Slut Shamin’ to the Oldies!

Slut Shamin’ to the Oldies!

This is only like 50 years late, so hell, I’m going to say something. Specifically, WTF Dion? I know these songs were originally intended to be performed by two different groups, but Dion ended up singing “Runaround Sue” and “Wanderer”. So he’s gonna get the heat for it! I know, watch out, right?  First, let’s … Continue reading