I was watching Rules of Engagement the other night with my mom, and she commented on how David Spade is not aging well. She then mentioned that it doesn’t seem to be hurting his chances with the ladies, to which I responded, “well, I’ve heard he has a ginormous package, sooo…?” Then my mom says (with a sigh) “I know, Corina, that’s what you’re always telling me.”
Do I talk about this all the time without even realizing? Do I have a latent obsession with David Spade’s undercarriage? I really hope not. I don’t usually go for blondes or short guys, so it would have to be his sense of humor that has me so intrigued. Although, based on my Jon Hamm gif post, it might be a bigger issue than that.