Colin: What you’re going to have to do is give him the best sex of his life, then slowly let him discover that you’re more than just a rebound. He can’t realize that he’s falling in love with you until it’s too late. Ally: So I’m covering up the fact that I’m marriage material with … Continue reading
Whenever something good happens to me, this entire sequence plays out in my head. Look at how into it he is! Makes me happy, so I thought it might make you all happy too :) Thanks to RattlingBones and FYeahBigBangTheoryGIFs for creating and sharing. Update – IDK why the gifs are all frozen. When I edit … Continue reading
Or, as I like to call it, what tips are legit, and what are bullshit. Here’s what I’ve learned from a couple of years working both in an office and from home, and a year of working exclusively from home. Legit Tips: Figure out your optimum schedule. I’ve discovered that I’m most productive early in … Continue reading
I think quite a few readers have found me whilst searching for Tim Shumate’s awesome illustrations, which include quite a few pinup tattoo style Disney princesses. My unofficial guide to Disney princesses is another fan favorite. This super detailed post covers just how royal every Disney princess is – or isn’t… Enjoy! Related posts on … Continue reading
I’ve noticed that we have a surprisingly intimate glimpse into most of the character’s bedroom chatter, and more specifically, what they say during orgasm. I don’t really know why they’ve provided us with all this info, but it cracks me up. Big Bang Theory fans, did I miss any? This post is pretty long and … Continue reading
Here we are…in a room full of strangers Talkin’ bout politics…and the issues of the day-ay Though you may not waaant me to I’m still gonna taaalk to you I don’t care what you say! Talkin’ it up! On The Barry Gibb talk show Talkin’ ’bout issues Talkin’ ’bout, real important issues Talkin’ it up! … Continue reading
I was watching Rules of Engagement the other night with my mom, and she commented on how David Spade is not aging well. She then mentioned that it doesn’t seem to be hurting his chances with the ladies, to which I responded, “well, I’ve heard he has a ginormous package, sooo…?” Then my mom says … Continue reading
If you have chemistry, you only need one other thing – timing. But timing’s a bitch. –How I Met Your Mother, season 7 episode 1 “The Best Man” (thanks to the lovely and talented MayanRocks for the image & quote!)
I have now been a DListed.com caption contest runner-up 3 times, and a winner 1 time. Plus there’s that tweet that made it onto Jimmy Fallon’s website. I think that serves as more than enough proof of my cleverness, no?
