Colin: What you’re going to have to do is give him the best sex of his life, then slowly let him discover that you’re more than just a rebound. He can’t realize that he’s falling in love with you until it’s too late.
Ally: So I’m covering up the fact that I’m marriage material with amazing sex?
This quote basically sums up the plot of 90% of romance novels, which probably has quite a bit to do with why I like it so much. I don’t think? know? that it works, but it’s one of those theories that seems to make more and more sense the longer you consider it. I also loved What’s Your Number because of this quote: Continue reading “What’s Your Number?”
Whenever something good happens to me, this entire sequence plays out in my head. Look at how into it he is! Makes me happy, so I thought it might make you all happy too :) Thanks to RattlingBones and FYeahBigBangTheoryGIFs for … Continue reading Big Bang Theory: Howard Reacts to Winning the Physics Bowl
Or, as I like to call it, what tips are legit, and what are bullshit. Here’s what I’ve learned from a couple of years working both in an office and from home, and a year of working exclusively from home. … Continue reading Corina’s Tips for Working at Home
I think quite a few readers have found me whilst searching for Tim Shumate’s awesome illustrations, which include quite a few pinup tattoo style Disney princesses. My unofficial guide to Disney princesses is another fan favorite. This super detailed post … Continue reading Seeking Disney Princess Pinups?
I’ve noticed that we have a surprisingly intimate glimpse into most of the character’s bedroom chatter, and more specifically, what they say during orgasm. I don’t really know why they’ve provided us with all this info, but it cracks me up. Big Bang Theory fans, did I miss any?
This post is pretty long and chock full o’ quotes, so here’s a cheat sheet:
Leonard: Asks questions – I’m assuming “do you like it when I…” or just “you like this?”, etc. Also makes “mmmm” noises when he kisses and has a predilection for Star Trek roleplay.
Penny: “Oh God”, “Yeehaw”, and – when making out with Stuart – “Oh Leonard!”
Howard: Drunken monkey noises – “oo ooo ooo!”
Amy Farrah Fowler: “Hoo” (This is just a guess but it cracks me up)
Beverly (Leonard’s mom): “Yikes”
Zack (Penny’s ex-boyfriend): “Holy Moly”
Raj: Presumably silent when sober, God only knows what he says when drunk and with a lady friend.
Bernadette: For Howard’s sake I hope she doesn’t use her raspy voice that sounds just like his mother.
Barry Kripke: I don’t think this has been addressed on the show but Bawwy Kwipke’s lisp has to make for hilarious dirty talk.
Stuart: “Oh Penny” (one time, did not go well)
Continue reading “The Big Bang Theory Is Weirdly Specific About Sex Talk”
If you have chemistry, you only need one other thing – timing. But timing’s a bitch. –How I Met Your Mother, season 7 episode 1 “The Best Man” (thanks to the lovely and talented MayanRocks for the image & quote!) Continue reading Ain’t It The Truth?
I have now been a DListed.com caption contest runner-up 3 times, and a winner 1 time. Plus there’s that tweet that made it onto Jimmy Fallon’s website. I think that serves as more than enough proof of my cleverness, no? Continue reading I’ave Caption Skills, Mates
TheOatmeal gets it right – and requests that others “pirate the shit out of this animated gif”. Will do! I haven’t personally blacked out my site today, mostly because I can’t imagine that my tiny little blog will even be … Continue reading TheOatmeal’s Take On SOPA/PIPA