Posted in October 2011

You Put The Wrong EmPHAsis

You Put The Wrong EmPHAsis

On the wrong sylLABle! Best part of View From The Top, no question. :) One of the guys on Project Runway this season – Joshua – keeps doing this and it cracks me up. Example – he was mad at his partner, Burt, but instead of saying, “Burt, I will NOT stand for this”, he … Continue reading

HIMYM Season 7, Episode 5 Review: Field Trip

HIMYM Season 7, Episode 5 Review: Field Trip

Another Monday night has passed, and another episode of How I Met Your Mother has wrapped up. There were some new questions, some references to episodes past, and some awesome quotes, per usual. No real clues as to the mother, but it would be boring if those showed up every week, no? Loved: Kevin (Kal … Continue reading

These Are 5 Different Types Of Chairs

These Are 5 Different Types Of Chairs

I looked around this morning and realized that my studio loft has no less than 5 different kinds of chairs, which is basically ridiculous. I do, however, appreciate any chance to reference Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, and/or Knocked Up. Pete: There are five different types of chairs in this hotel room. Ben: Holy fuck. What … Continue reading

Andy’s Wedding Vows – Parks & Recreation

Andy’s Wedding Vows – Parks & Recreation

Usually my daily dose of awww comes in the form of a picture or video of cute babies and/or animals that don’t belong together. Today, though, I’m reflecting on the heartwarming nature of Andy’s wedding vows to April on Parks & Rec last season. I’ve always assumed I would need to end up with a … Continue reading

My Caption Skill Have Reached New Highs, Y’all

My Caption Skill Have Reached New Highs, Y’all

Granted, the hashtag game on Jimmy Fallon isn’t really about captions so much as pithy, witty statements of 140 characters or less. But that’s sorta like a caption, and thus my new goal (after conquering the caption game at Dlisted!) is to be mentioned on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. I’m not quite there yet, … Continue reading

There Are 2 Types Of Women In This World

There Are 2 Types Of Women In This World

This was, for me, the most authentic part of the mostly unimpressive Ghosts of Girlfriends Past. I did love all of the female characters, but I felt like the plot was a little meh. Anyway, Matthew McConaughey’s character of Connor might have shagged and ran, but I like the sentiment nonetheless.