Michael K. over at Dlisted is one of my fave gossip bloggers. He is straight up hilarious, but he manages to be snarky without being a total ass like Perez Hilton. Anyway, I’ve lusted over the coveted title of caption … Continue reading I’ve Got Caption Skills, Y’all
I was a bit hesitant to post this poem, because I’m not one to advertise my weight issues. I think I always felt like if I didn’t call attention to my weight, people might be able to forget that I’m fat. Chubby. Plump. Blah, I don’t like any of those words. I prefer thick, curvy, voluptious. I am quite confident that, regardless of how much I weigh, I’m damn sexy. Go me! Anyway this was written during a moment of feeling less than confident…
Weighting Time
I wear my weight like a weapon
But really,
My weight wears me Continue reading “Weighting Time”
I’ve had this image of Pippa Middleton in my head for a while now. I saw a pic of her on Celebitchy – I think she was drunk but maybe not – & she was making this face. It reminded … Continue reading PippaGilly Middleton
The trick is not how much pain you feel – but how much joy you feel. Any idiot can feel pain. Life is full of excuses to feel pain, excuses not to live, excuses, excuses, excuses. -Erica Jong Continue reading The Trick
I am a skipping stone I skip across the creek I skip to slip I skip to sing I skip to speak I skip, I sink Can’t stay in one place Can’t skip this pace Can’t stand to skip Can’t … Continue reading Skipping Stone
Broken You broke my heart like a skinned knee That classic childhood injury Born from freedom and reckless youth Thin lines of scars remain as proof Layered scrapes and overlapping bruises A girl determined to do as she chooses Now … Continue reading Broken
Jane: Do you ever think about these things before you say them, or just…? Brad: Yeah, I do. I think “Wow, that’s brilliant, I should say that out loud. And then I say it out loud, and it’s spectacular. It exceeds my … Continue reading Wow, That’s Brilliant, I Should Say That Out Loud
First, the quote:
ELLE: If you walked into a woman’s house, what one item would convince you that you weren’t compatible?
W: If she had condoms in her house, that would just f-ckin’ throw me off. That’s just tacky.
Wait, what? I don’t even know where to begin with how all kinds of wrong he is. Continue reading “Will.i.am.NOT.a.fan”
Marie Claire urges its readers to be “more than just a pretty face”, but the magazine’s recent editorial decisions indicate that there is a limit on just how much “more” a woman should be. Maura Kelly’s article, “Should Fatties Get … Continue reading More (But Not Too Much!) Than Just A Pretty Face
You’ll never have to cry alone
I’ll shed at least one tear
I’ll hug you close and feel your pain
Try to take away your fear Continue reading “For My Sisters”