Colin: What you’re going to have to do is give him the best sex of his life, then slowly let him discover that you’re more than just a rebound. He can’t realize that he’s falling in love with you until it’s too late. Ally: So I’m covering up the fact that I’m marriage material with … Continue reading »
Whenever something good happens to me, this entire sequence plays out in my head. Look at how into it he is! Makes me happy, so I thought it might make you all happy too :) Thanks to RattlingBones and FYeahBigBangTheoryGIFs for creating and sharing. Update – IDK why the gifs are all frozen. When I edit … Continue reading »
Or, as I like to call it, what tips are legit, and what are bullshit. Here’s what I’ve learned from a couple of years working both in an office and from home, and a year of working exclusively from home. Legit Tips: Figure out your optimum schedule. I’ve discovered that I’m most productive early in … Continue reading »
I think quite a few readers have found me whilst searching for Tim Shumate’s awesome illustrations, which include quite a few pinup tattoo style Disney princesses. My unofficial guide to Disney princesses is another fan favorite. This super detailed post covers just how royal every Disney princess is – or isn’t… Enjoy! Related posts on … Continue reading »
I’ve noticed that we have a surprisingly intimate glimpse into most of the character’s bedroom chatter, and more specifically, what they say during orgasm. I don’t really know why they’ve provided us with all this info, but it cracks me up. Big Bang Theory fans, did I miss any? This post is pretty long and … Continue reading »
Here we are…in a room full of strangers Talkin’ bout politics…and the issues of the day-ay Though you may not waaant me to I’m still gonna taaalk to you I don’t care what you say! Talkin’ it up! On The Barry Gibb talk show Talkin’ ’bout issues Talkin’ ’bout, real important issues Talkin’ it up! … Continue reading »
I was watching Rules of Engagement the other night with my mom, and she commented on how David Spade is not aging well. She then mentioned that it doesn’t seem to be hurting his chances with the ladies, to which I responded, “well, I’ve heard he has a ginormous package, sooo…?” Then my mom says … Continue reading »
If you have chemistry, you only need one other thing – timing. But timing’s a bitch. -How I Met Your Mother, season 7 episode 1 “The Best Man” (thanks to the lovely and talented MayanRocks for the image & quote!)
I have now been a DListed.com caption contest runner-up 3 times, and a winner 1 time. Plus there’s that tweet that made it onto Jimmy Fallon’s website. I think that serves as more than enough proof of my cleverness, no?
TheOatmeal gets it right – and requests that others “pirate the shit out of this animated gif”. Will do! I haven’t personally blacked out my site today, mostly because I can’t imagine that my tiny little blog will even be noticed amongst all the big names. But I have a solidarity banner on the top … Continue reading »
Monday’s How I Met Your Mother had drunken Ted singing “We built chip city…we built chip city on all your dough!” Then, Thursday’s New Girl gave us Schmidt’s rendition”We built this Schmidty…we built this Schmidty on Tootsie Rolls!”(based on Schmidt’s still chubby since third grade size, I’m assuming he meant the candy, not the dance) … Continue reading »
I don’t care if Tink isn’t officially a princess, she’s got enough sass to be honorary royalty. Tim Shumate gets it right again with this depiction of Tinkerbell as a sultry pin-up girl tattoo… P.S. Be sure to check out all of his other pin up girl creations: Nintendo – Princess Peach Star Wars – … Continue reading »
Now that I’ve posted on what I loved from last week’s Big Bang Theory, I have to note what I didn’t love. It’s not a huge deal, really, but I was bothered by the discrepancies in last week’s episode of The Big Bang Theory (season 5, episode 12 “The Shiny Trinket Maneuver”). Howard becomes concerned … Continue reading »
For a few glorious moments on Thursday night, The Big Bang Theory went for The Big Bling Theory, and I couldn’t be happier about it. Why? Because I’m pretty sure this is exactly how I would respond to the gift of a tiara. Doesn’t even have to be diamonds – could be CZs, or rhinestones, … Continue reading »
Click here for a compilation of all the clues and theories about The Mother! I’ve been paying attention to all the theories, and I’ve noticed that many fans bring up how she has to be 18 or 19ish, because she was in the class that Ted mistakenly tried to teach. That might be true if … Continue reading »
Melanie (to Joy): Oh my God, don’t jump! Joy: (startled, falls off roof) Victoria (to Melanie): Quick! Jump on that runaway train! Victoria (to self): Oh my God, even in crisis I’m witty. -Hot in Cleveland, season 3 episode 6 “How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway?” Me too Victoria, me too.
For those of you at home, “awkward” is a white people word that can be applied to every situation. -Charles Barkley on SNL - ”White People Problems” sketch 1/7/12 This makes me laugh because it’s true. I avoid awkwardness like it’s the plague! But it’s a wily opponent that’s tough to evade…especially if you’re a white … Continue reading »
Hobson: And this is just a repeat of when you were certain you needed a pet giraffe to be happy. Well, you were bored with that within a week. Arthur: Because he ate his monocle! I’ve been on the hunt for the dapper giraffe (Sir Giraffington, the plush giraffe wearing a monocle and top hat) for … Continue reading »
This one isn’t quite as pin up girl tattoo-ish as the others, but it’s still pretty badass. All of these are from Tim Shumate – I follow him religiously on Facebook and fervently hope to own some of his prints someday. In the meantime, I think Mario and Luigi should get this tattoo ASAP. PS: … Continue reading »
Poor Brick. The whole Heck family on The Middle made resolutions for one another, and Brick got stuck with “stop reading all the time”. This was basically the worst thing ever, and I would feel the exact same way if I were deprived of books. -The Middle, season 3 episode 12, “Year of the Hecks” … Continue reading »
The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2011 annual report for this blog. Here’s an excerpt: The concert hall at the Sydney Opera House holds 2,700 people. This blog was viewed about 26,000 times in 2011. If it were a concert at Sydney Opera House, it would take about 10 sold-out performances for that many … Continue reading »
Ted: I’m sorry to tell you, but people who have game don’t need eye patches. Barney: Oh, Theodore. (removes eye patch) You can’t spell “game” without “me”, and “me” has the best game. Ted: Oh yeah? Well, I have so much game, I’m a Cornish game hen. Barney: Well, I have so much game, I’m the … Continue reading »
At least according to the NY Times! This image, from the Jezebel article New York Times Issues Best Retraction Ever, says it all:
I probably would have loved New Girl regardless – I mean it’s Zooey Deschanel and a good plot and cute, funny co-stars, what’s not to love? But the refreshing lack of obvious, cheap shot fat jokes has earned this sitcom a double thumbs up in my book. Perhaps it’s because the character of Schmidt – … Continue reading »
