Posted in October 2011

You Put The Wrong EmPHAsis

You Put The Wrong EmPHAsis

On the wrong sylLABle! Best part of View From The Top, no question. :) One of the guys on Project Runway this season – Joshua – keeps doing this and it cracks me up. Example – he was mad at his partner, Burt, but instead of saying, “Burt, I will NOT stand for this”, he … Continue reading »

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HIMYM Season 7, Episode 5 Review: Field Trip

HIMYM Season 7, Episode 5 Review: Field Trip

Another Monday night has passed, and another episode of How I Met Your Mother has wrapped up. There were some new questions, some references to episodes past, and some awesome quotes, per usual. No real clues as to the mother, but it would be boring if those showed up every week, no? Loved: Kevin (Kal … Continue reading »

These Are 5 Different Types Of Chairs

These Are 5 Different Types Of Chairs

I looked around this morning and realized that my studio loft has no less than 5 different kinds of chairs, which is basically ridiculous. I do, however, appreciate any chance to reference Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, and/or Knocked Up. Pete: There are five different types of chairs in this hotel room. Ben: Holy fuck. What … Continue reading »

My Caption Skill Have Reached New Highs, Y’all

My Caption Skill Have Reached New Highs, Y’all

Granted, the hashtag game on Jimmy Fallon isn’t really about captions so much as pithy, witty statements of 140 characters or less. But that’s sorta like a caption, and thus my new goal (after conquering the caption game at Dlisted!) is to be mentioned on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. I’m not quite there yet, … Continue reading »

There Are 2 Types Of Women In This World

There Are 2 Types Of Women In This World

This was, for me, the most authentic part of the mostly unimpressive Ghosts of Girlfriends Past. I did love all of the female characters, but I felt like the plot was a little meh. Anyway, Matthew McConaughey’s character of Connor might have shagged and ran, but I like the sentiment nonetheless.

My Crush On Fred Savage Is Back With A Vengeance

My Crush On Fred Savage Is Back With A Vengeance

Little Monsters. The Wizard. The Princess Bride. The Wonder Years. Fred Savage was the king of the mid-80s, and I fervently wished to become his queen. The roles he played demonstrated his spirit of adventure, fierce loyalty, and witty banter. I was certain that most girls didn’t understand or appreciate his dry sarcasm the way I … Continue reading »

Nothing Gold Can Stay

Nothing Gold Can Stay

Nature’s first green is gold, Her hardest hue to hold. Her early leaf’s a flower; But only so an hour. Then leaf subsides to leaf. So Eden sank to grief, So dawn goes down to day. Nothing gold can stay. -Robert Frost With thanks to the talented and oh-so charming Marion/MayanRocks for the image that … Continue reading »